The tricky letter "C", underrated by it's peers, mostly due to jealousy, and mostly by it's nemesis the letter "K". One day you see, "C" and "K" fell in love, and were married, happily married for years and years. Then out of the blue,"K" the harlot went and had an affair with "S". Well instead of killing "S" right then and there, which was certainly his right in those days, "C" took the more democratic approach and sued they' asses. He won the use of the "K" sound, and the "S" sound, and stands as the ONLY letter with such an ability. Karrot was then spelled Carrot, Kan't was spelled Can't, and Sirkumsision was spelled Circumcision, and although "C" didn't really like that word much, it was a triple take out, so he would have been dumb to refuse it. Over time, humans began to invent newer words and used "C" much much more. Crazy letter that "C". If you like drama, it's the letter for you. "K" and "S" have since split up due mostly to the fact that "C" placed itself in words with them to create dissention. You can still see evidence of this if you look closely at words like "Sick", "Slick" and "Suck".And in the Alphabet of the Sublime.. The letter "C" is the proud sponser of the "C and C Music Factory"!
Now hit the dance floor it's gonna make you sweat till you bleed Is that dope enough indeed I paid the price to control the dice.. I'm more precise to the point I'm nice.. Let the music take control of your heart and soul.. Unfold your body is free and behold.. Dance till you can't dance till you can't dance no more....
5 comments:
Brilliant! Is it just me or do other people assign genders to certain letters? The "C" is clearly female for its round, curvy nature...not quite as voluptious as the "B", for obvious reasons but she holds her own. The "K" has always been male for me and the "S", a female. So your analogy works in my books. Much enjoyed. Can't wait for "X"! ;)
For obvious reasons, a "C" must be the letter for me:) I have been called dramatic at times - why, I do not know...!! I have often questioned why parents give a child a name that will forever have to be corrected and spelled out for the rest of their lives!! - oh wait a minute, my life!! However, I agree with Tan - a "C" definitely kicks "K's" butt. Definitely a sexier and curvier letter than a "K". Maybe us "Cs" just like to stir things up...
I have a crisp 5 dollar bill for anyone who either has an original cassette tape of the C&C Music Factory (before you ask...I do have one) or who can name one celebrity who lists them as his/her favorite band.
It's going to have to be better than 5 bucks, DC. What can that buy you these days? You sound like my dad, "Here's 10 cents, go buy a hot dog." ?!? That being said, the celebrity is BORAT. Pay up!
Damn that wikipedia
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