Friday, January 25, 2008

8th Letter of the Alphabet, Letter H

H is the only letter in the alphabet that doesn't require the use of the vocal cords, tounge or lips. H is the silent letter, it's mute, and was picked on a lot as a young letter in elementary school or Hellementary School as he liked to call it. H dreams of a future where he can be loud and proud, and in some languages is already being used as a voiceless pharyngeal fricative. Look that up wise guys.

In the Sublimative Alphabetium, the letter H stands for "Hookah" cause hookah is awesome. For all who don't know what it is, I urge you to google it. There's something about inhaling the smoke of burned watermelon, mint, and double apple that help excorsize the trapped demons one has accumulated over the week or month. It's a cleansing, a renewal, and a big part of the Sierra Lima. (Which BTW, should be meeting soon)



4 comments:

Richard Cranium ; ) said...

WEIRD!!! I was just thinking about the Sierra Lima last night and trying to think of something that would be cool to do. At first roller skating to the 80;s came to mind... but I thought better of that after picturing it in my head.

Adam and Tony holding hands while skating to "Cant fight this feeling anymore" by Styx, Dirk and Kevin sitting around waiting to laugh at someone who just fell on their ass and broke their Cocix and Brett wanting, always wanting, wanting more info, more everything. All the while, the cult was being closely watched by Bhig and Beaumont, who wondered aloud about the sexuality of there pawns. Honestly who goes roller skating anymore, and as grown men.

So I am left still pondering what and when a good time will be... HUMMMMMM

The Big DC said...

Dear Mr. Dick Head,

Rule #1:
"Can't fight this feeling anymore" is by REO Speedwagon, not Styx.

Sidebar to Rule #1: Styx is going to be in concert at Snatch in Calgary in March (I beleive) and I think it would be an excellent venue for the C.O.T.S.L Part Two Redux event. As an alternative to Styx -there are plenty of awesome names headed to the Deefoot Inn in the Spring (Lee Aaron, Headpins, Prism, Harlequin, Trooper, April Wine, Chilliwack)

Rule #2:
It's a Coccyx, not a Cocix and given your lesser evolved state, my guess is that yours is probably quite a bit longer than mine.

Rule #3
I'd be all over the roller skating. I'd pay big money to watch Schappy Shoot the Duck.

Ricard Tete said...

Well goo golly miss molly...

Big DC, good on you for the DICK HEAD, but bad on you for one other things.

First of all I know how to spell Coccyx, but when you spell it COCIX it sounds funnier. Hence the spelling that you saw. Man a sense of humour has been lost on this guy it would seem.

But I do thank you for correcting me on the song being be REO speedwagon, all these years wasted liking styx... And the concert would be a blast so count me in.

And I dont get the rule thing... shouldnt it just be corrections or observations?

Ricard Tete

Alex said...

Last time I "Shot the Duck" was about 1987, and I lost the middle finger of left hand, but thanks to the quick acting medical staff of Llyod's Rollerrink, I had it sewn back on lickity split.. So, no.. I won't be shooting any ducks.