Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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In Oct 2002, after 40,000 entries from 70 countries and 2 million ratings, the above joke was considered to be the official world's funniest joke.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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In Oct 2002, after 40,000 entries from 70 countries and 2 million ratings, the above joke was considered to be the official world's funniest joke.
1 comment:
What did the zero say to the eight?
Ans: What's with the belt?
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