Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Weekly Joke

Every night, Joe would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rank. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time, he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.The fourth night Joe didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Joe, pumped his eyes shut and left him in a heap on the living room floor.The following day, Joe went to see his doctor. He explained the events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded."Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around."


Tan said...

If you pull the wings off of a fly, does it become a walk?

Mattie said...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree...

Because it was dead.

Tan said...

Shouldn't that read: why did the cat fall out of the tree? Considering...

Mattie said...

Yes yes yes. That's what I love about you, the attention to detail!!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree??

Cause that bitch was D E A D DEAD!!

Anonymous said...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo Who?
Boo Dancing!

Trust me, it means nothing to you but it gets HUGE laughs in my house.

luda said...


No seriously...I love that 'Boo dancing' joke! It's a great pick-me-up for those crappy days!

Reverend Irreverent said...

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Hi and here I am!

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